Home Security device - low upkeep.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you”. He nearly jumped out of his skin…. clicked his flashlight outs and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and promised himself a vacation after the next big score. He clicked the flashlight back on and continued his search for valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, he heard “Jesus is watching” again as clear as a bell. Freaked out, he shone his light frantically around the room. The light rested upon a parrot in a cage. “Did you say that”, he hissed at the parrot? “Yep”, the parrot confessed and then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you”. Warn me said the burglar! Who the heck are you? “Moses”, said the parrot. “Moses” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid person would name a parrot Moses”? “Probably the same person who would name a pit bull Jesus”, the parrot answered.